frylikebacon

Nov 02

You guys. My mom is at the airport texting me pictures of birthday cards. #ilovemymom

You guys. My mom is at the airport texting me pictures of birthday cards. #ilovemymom

Oct 25

[video]

wearecivilized:

Did you vote for the President yet?

wearecivilized:

Did you vote for the President yet?

(via builtbycivilization)

May 15

Summer day.

Summer day.

Apr 20

unicornfandancing:

supcakes:

YOU see Bradley Whitford and think “West Wing”

I see Bradley Whitford and think “Billy Madison”

Elephantitis of the balls

Word.

(via hangover)

Feb 21

Hahahhahahha. Ha.

Hahahhahahha. Ha.

(Source: choire, via hangover)

Oct 15

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.
YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.
DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.
SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.
I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.
I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.
I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET ME KISS YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE. YOU ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I MET YOU.

YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY DRUNK.

DRUNK ON YOUR BEAUTY.

SMELLS LIKE MAKER’S MARK TO ME.

I’M GOING TO MAKE A MARK ON THAT FINE ASS OF YOURS.

I LIKE YOU WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.

I LOVE YOU WHEN I’M NOT.

(via hangover)

Aug 13

Ima Farmer

Ima Farmer

Aug 03

What is it?

What is it?

Jul 28

Advice

Advice